1. The Children’s Classic Vomit

Cogsworth, is that you? 

Though the resemblance is strong, you probably won’t catch this guy hanging out with Lumiere or Princess Belle. We’re gonna go out on a limb here and say that the french were not, are not, and probably will never be on board with the vomit clock aesthetic. But, we can hope for distant relatives? Ask if he speaks french?

2. The Temple Vomit

Vomit clocks like these bear resemblance simplified versions of ancient Greek and Roman architecture, featuring the classic acanthus* leaves up at the top, accenting the “pediment”. It isn’t often that vomit and acanthus leaves work together (even in a creative capacity), so when they do, you can’t miss it!

*acanthus is a flowering plant which design was commonly used in classic Greek and Roman architecture. The leaves symbolize enduring life. Which is fitting for vomit clocks, as they are made of enduring plastic! 

3. The Grandfather Vomit

Are those bacon bits?! Is that green jello?! Reminiscent of the classic grandfather clock, this shape ranks among the top, most prestigious vomit clock shapes. Well, maybe not, but it’s a widely shared opinion. 

The shape and design is so beautiful and ornate, it can make almost any combination of color and content look decent. Almost.

4. The Classy Vomit

The year is 1964 and you’ve just returned to your humble abode after supper with the neighbors. Are they better than you? You can’t help but wonder. Is it their manicured lawn? Their tiled kitchen? 

You’re not quite sure, and it seems to be an amalgamation of things but one image lingers in your mind, the forefront of it all… it’s this lovely vomit clock, sitting on the mantle. The epitome of class, tying the whole parlor together. Perhaps if you had a vomit clock of this immaculate color and content choice and most namely its elegant shape, you would be as classy as the neighbors.

5. The It-Got-On-The-Wall Vomit

This vomit clock’s fancy, symmetric shape does not often allow it to stand on its own, requiring the owner to hang it to be displayed in all its ornate and eclectic beauty. A good piece of advice is to hang it in the kitchen, in case you get hungry when it reminds you of stew. Or, perhaps, the bathroom… in case it reminds you of the somewhat odd stew you had earlier?

6. The Patriot’s Vomit

Clearly a nod to the architecture of America’s colonial era, this vomit clock is a fascinating conversation piece in your home. So many options up for discussion! You could ramble on about 1700’s America’s early settlers… Something like that. If you want to go the safe route, you could just talk about how awesome colonial columns are, like the ones featured in this clock and home! Better yet, imagine if you lived in a colonial home. If you do, you need this clock!